We begat a new family member this weekend. We already have a Peek-a-Poo, but at 14 pounds he is a bit on the large side and keeps terrorizing the sparrows. Wifey decided we needed a calming influence for him and suggested a companion for him that was less wolf-like. We ended up buying two Shi-tzheads, one for her daughter and one for us.
I'm gonna look so menacing when I'm prowling the neighbourhood walking TWO vicious canines totalling 20 pounds! I'm thinking of buying them switchblades just to make absolutely certain that nobody will mess with THIS posse.
Introducing Divot. He is the one on the left (Or maybe the right, who knows)
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Why do they never tell you they are a guy until AFTER you put your hand up their skirt?
Once had a girlfriend with a Miniature Teacup Chihuahua (IIRC). At 5 years old the damned thing was only 8 Inches long and stood (on all 4's) about 5 Inches.
Tiniest thing I'd ever seen in my life. I was laways terrified I'd step on it when not looking and squash it.
Uggg. I dread when my son asks for his first pet. Hopefully it'll be a fish or something.
At least you won't have cats in your yard. They'll be laughing so hard, they'll fall off the fence!
A small dog with a big attitude:
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Remember one unassailable statistic, as explained by the late, great George Carlin: "Just think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are even stupider!"
We have both extremes: 8 lb Pomeranian and a 100 lb Retriever mix.
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"Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has no heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains."
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Remember one unassailable statistic, as explained by the late, great George Carlin: "Just think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are even stupider!"
Nice lookin pooches. Can I borrow them? I'm going Musky fishing and need some bait. If I don't catch anything I can dry them out and use them for dust mops.
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I simply cover my jug with sanitized foil and shake it
Bloody dogs!
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