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Old 07-27-2009, 08:30 PM   #1
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Default Bloody dogs!

We begat a new family member this weekend. We already have a Peek-a-Poo, but at 14 pounds he is a bit on the large side and keeps terrorizing the sparrows. Wifey decided we needed a calming influence for him and suggested a companion for him that was less wolf-like. We ended up buying two Shi-tzheads, one for her daughter and one for us.

I'm gonna look so menacing when I'm prowling the neighbourhood walking TWO vicious canines totalling 20 pounds! I'm thinking of buying them switchblades just to make absolutely certain that nobody will mess with THIS posse.

Introducing Divot. He is the one on the left (Or maybe the right, who knows)

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Old 07-27-2009, 08:31 PM   #2
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I always hated small dogs like that. But if we ever get another inside god, God Forbid, it will be a tiny one like this.

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Old 07-27-2009, 08:55 PM   #3
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Chew toys!

Maybe you could dress them like this...

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Old 07-27-2009, 09:20 PM   #4
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Once had a girlfriend with a Miniature Teacup Chihuahua (IIRC). At 5 years old the damned thing was only 8 Inches long and stood (on all 4's) about 5 Inches.

Tiniest thing I'd ever seen in my life. I was laways terrified I'd step on it when not looking and squash it.

Uggg. I dread when my son asks for his first pet. Hopefully it'll be a fish or something.

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Old 07-27-2009, 09:39 PM   #5
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At least you won't have cats in your yard. They'll be laughing so hard, they'll fall off the fence!

A small dog with a big attitude:

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Cataracts?

That thing looks evil.

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Old 07-27-2009, 11:21 PM   #7
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We have both extremes: 8 lb Pomeranian and a 100 lb Retriever mix.

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That thing looks evil.
No, like red-eye in humans.

His name was Rasputin.
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Nice lookin pooches. Can I borrow them? I'm going Musky fishing and need some bait. If I don't catch anything I can dry them out and use them for dust mops.



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Here in MT, coyotes & sometimes cougars snack on little critters like those. I hope all 6 of you will be very happy. Regards, GF.

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