koomber

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A blonde and a brunette jump of a cliff at exactly the same time. Which one is first to die?



The brunette. The blonde had to stop and ask for directions...

Also as a bonus:
Whats brown and sticky?





A stick.

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Jube

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Two blondes are walking through the forest when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says "see those? those are bear tracks!". The second blonde looks down and says to the other "you're such an idiot, everyone knows those are deer tracks". to make a long story short they continued to argue for another half hour until a train hit both of em

HillbillyDeluxe

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Guy gets in line at the coke machine behind a blonde. She puts 50 cent in pushes the button... a coke pops out. 50 more cents pushes the button..... another coke. She digs in her purse a minute and then puts 50 more cents in.... another coke. The guy getting impationt finally says"Lady, you about finished?" She replies"NO! Duh! I;m still winning!"

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You gonna pull them pistols, or whistle dixie?


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