My neighbor just came back with *more* gas for his snowblower while I was pulling beer out of my car. He nervously asked if I was ready for "The Big Storm". I waved the beer at him and said "Yep" and walked inside. I am sure he does not think that I am taking the storm seriously enough. He will be spending the storm huddled in his basement bunker with a storm radio and a can opener, I'm sure.
Arrrggghhh! It's Massachusetts! It's February! F***ing get a grip already! Snow - yeah, I get it. Pretty frozen water crystals! It falls, you move it to the side, it melts in the spring. Power might go out, or might not. Wear a friggin' sweater! Grow some friggin' testicles and man up. This is NOT the end of the world!
Sorry guys, had to get that out of my system. Carry on.