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Dude 12-20-2005 04:36 PM

Big Lebowski quotes....
 
"Hey, careful, man, there's a beverage here!"



EDIT: THREAD RULES: Please post only one quote at a time, don't go to your favorite Big Lebowski quote generator website and copy/paste them all in one post and ruin it for the rest of us. :p

El Pistolero 12-20-2005 04:49 PM

Trouble is everytime I watch the movie I have to drink white russians and by the time the movie's over I can't remember anything that's been said. :(

Dude 12-20-2005 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by El Pistolero
Trouble is everytime I watch the movie I have to drink white russians and by the time the movie's over I can't remember anything that's been said. :(

Amazing how that damn movie makes you crave a "caucasian", huh? :cross:

Oh yeah, a quote:

"Well, I still jerk off manually."

El Pistolero 12-20-2005 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ORRELSE
Amazing how that damn movie makes you crave a "caucasian", huh? :cross:

I had never had one of those in my life till the first time I watched the movie...thought they were kind of girlie. Next thing I know I'm walking around the house all day in a robe and boxers with a white russian in my hand all the time. OK, who am I kidding, I already walked around in a robe and boxers all day...but I didn't used to always have a drink in my hand. :(

Quote:

Originally Posted by ORRELSE
Oh yeah, a quote:
"Well, I still jerk off manually."

:D :D

Dude 12-20-2005 05:03 PM

"Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules."

Tony 12-20-2005 05:11 PM

"Do you see what happens, Larry? Do you see what happens when you F@#$ a stranger in the ass!

sudsmonkey 12-21-2005 11:07 PM

" He treats objects like women, man !"

Tony 12-22-2005 12:18 AM

"Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

dancingbarefoot 12-22-2005 05:51 AM

Isn't that what makes a man?

Sure, that and a pair of testicles.

rewster451 12-22-2005 06:02 AM

"You want a toe dude, I can get you a toe. I'll get you a toe by... three o'clock. With nail polish."


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