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Old 03-27-2006, 11:45 PM   #31
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On the wall at my LHBS -

Give a man a beer, he wastes an hour.

Teach a man to brew, he wastes a lifetime.

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Beer. It's what's for dinner.

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Old 03-28-2006, 01:37 AM   #32
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Beer - It's not just for breakfast anymore !

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Old 03-28-2006, 01:50 AM   #33
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Originally Posted by rogerdoct
"Make beer, not bombs!"

The slogan for my local homebrew supply store, "The Beer Nut" in Salt Lake City... They even have it on a bumper sticker and t-shirts!

Roger "Doc".
OMG! I make both!
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Old 03-28-2006, 08:21 AM   #34
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"Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your beer."
-Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
-Winston's reply

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Old 03-28-2006, 01:12 PM   #35
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Check these out ....

http://www.beermanmicrobrewery.com/quotes.htm

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Old 03-28-2006, 01:57 PM   #36
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Beer - It's what's for dinner.

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Old 03-28-2006, 02:29 PM   #37
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I guess I need a new sig... It's showing up all over the place!!!!

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Old 03-28-2006, 03:08 PM   #38
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I got these from a friend as a e-mail . . . Some are probably already posted but it's early and I'm too lazy to think right now
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Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. I think, "It is better to drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
~ Babe Ruth

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. "
~ Lyndon B. Johnson

"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools."
~ Ernest Hemingway

"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
~ Paul Hornung

"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."
~ H. L. Mencken

"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!"
~ George Bernard Shaw

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
~ Benjamin Franklin

"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."
~ Dave Barry

BEER: HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE 3000 B.C.!
~ W. C. Fields

Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.
~ Professor Irwin Corey

To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a can!
~ Leo Durocher

And My personal favorite . . . .
One night at Cheers, Cliff Clavin explained the" Buffalo Theory" to his buddy Norm:

"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.! In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine! That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

And just one of my own personal rules of life . . .
Never trust a religion that doesnt allow a person to drink

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Old 03-28-2006, 11:08 PM   #39
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"Alcohol intensifies your personality.... Yeah, but what if your an A$$hole?"

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Old 04-19-2006, 04:20 PM   #40
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"If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose."
-Deep Thought, Jack Handy

"Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine."
-David Moulton

"Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working."
-Harold Rudolph

"You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer."
-Frank Zappa

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