beer sayings and one liners
 

All other nations are drinking Ray Charles beer and we are drinking Barry Manilow.
--Dave Barry

post yours

No thanks, one more and I'll turn invisible and bullet proof, and I'll be lookin to breed something.
--Earl the Coon Hunter

"Gimme one for the ditch!"
-- Former drinking buddy, Darren

"Honey, one more then I'll be right home"

"I'll have what the gentleman on the floor is having..."

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
- Ben Franklin

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. -- W. C. Fields

Wild

Reality is an illusion created by alcohol deficiency.

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. - can't remember.

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they
wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're
going to feel all day. "
~Frank Sinatra