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Old 08-11-2012, 01:02 PM   #541
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When I go for a jog, my kids often mock
"You should run, against a clock"
I wish I was younger and had some more time
But more is slipping away as I sit here trying to rhyme
Sorry it's short, but to work I must go
I won't complain, soon I'll be driving in snow!

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Old 08-11-2012, 06:18 PM   #542
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I think this one's new
but the thread is so long it could be a review:
You approach two talking doors.
perhaps you've been drinking coors? (that doesn't really rhyme, so I'll quit and just type the rest)
One door leads to the City of Truth,
While the other door leads to the City of Liars.
You are able to ask only one question to determine which door is which.
The door that leads to the City of Liars always speaks lies,
While the door that leads to the City of Truth always speaks the truth.
You want to go to the City of Truth.
What question do you ask to determine which door leads to the City of Truth?

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Old 08-11-2012, 06:29 PM   #543
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Originally Posted by LabRatBrewer
I think this one's new
but the thread is so long it could be a review:
You approach two talking doors.
perhaps you've been drinking coors? (that doesn't really rhyme, so I'll quit and just type the rest)
One door leads to the City of Truth,
While the other door leads to the City of Liars.
You are able to ask only one question to determine which door is which.
The door that leads to the City of Liars always speaks lies,
While the door that leads to the City of Truth always speaks the truth.
You want to go to the City of Truth.
What question do you ask to determine which door leads to the City of Truth?
You ask where the other door would say you should go
And the opposite of that answer is where you will know
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Old 08-11-2012, 08:08 PM   #544
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Ask the location of the persons home
And in that direction you should roam.

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Old 08-11-2012, 10:16 PM   #545
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The answers given are quite good
I've been puree'ing pumpkins into moosh
Someone post a new riddle if you would
My SHMBO is going to kick my tush
if I don't don't find
an excellent recipe for this grind

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Old 08-11-2012, 11:32 PM   #546
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Man it's hot! Like one hundred and ten
I want to brew and get my zen in
But instead of brewing or mowing the yard
I'm at the keyboard, no grass cut so far
I spend too much time at this beloved place
My wife must think I'm in outer space
But no I'm right here on HBT
Shooting the breeze, with my brew family.

So where is all this rambling going?
Not quite sure, just gets the mind flowing
Need to find or make a rhyming riddle
Something to keep my mind from going fickle


Hibernating when it is cold,
But when it is warm I become bold;
I light up the night,
For every child`s delight.
Some people I might annoy
But to others I bring joy.
What am I?


Edit: (where is that embarassment icon?) I think this one was posted once before. But don't let it exit you out the door!

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Old 08-11-2012, 11:36 PM   #547
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Me thinks a fire fly you are
But of course you wouldnt fly too far

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WGB you're pretty fast.
And I have a question to ask
Cheers to you it's time to boast
Give us a riddle on your next post?

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Old 08-12-2012, 02:46 AM   #549
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My next post it cannot be
As riddles seem foreign to me
However in fairness to all that play
I must post one soon, perhaps today
As im watching a movie as i type
It will be later. Perhaps we'll Skype!
So thanks to all that post still
I promise, i promise, post, i soon will.

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What Gets Longer When Pulled,

Fits Between your Boobs,

Inserts Neatly in a Hole

AND Works Best When Jerked?
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