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**emjay** · 08-07-2012, 12:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by passedpawn

My top ten list of female parts?

This answer was great
And a light it did shine
On the probable answer
Another favorite of mine:

Legs

**AZ_IPA** · 08-07-2012, 12:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by emjay

It finally gets it, this brain of mine
On the app, the bolding is not shown
Nor italics, colors, or underline
Just plain old text, bare as a bone

We keep telling you
That the app really sucks bad
Please keep up, okay

**emjay** · 08-07-2012, 12:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AZ_IPA

We keep telling you
That the app really sucks bad
Please keep up, okay

The lack of rich formatting
is not a big deal
I have no actual problems
At least none that are real
And in fact, to me,
Plaintext does appeal

PS: haikus suck
Before my rhymes, you should kneel

stamandster · 08-07-2012, 12:25 AM

You all seem really good at this rhyming
And your proses have impeccable timing
But I have just one thought
Hold it against me you must not
What is this kool-aid that I am buying?

**LabRatBrewer** · 08-07-2012, 01:10 AM

emjay's legs is right, he's on a roll
but passedpawn's list made me lol

**Dan** · 08-07-2012, 01:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stamandster

You all seem really good at this rhyming
And your proses have impeccable timing
But I have just one thought
Hold it against me you must not
What is this kool-aid that I am buying?

Maybe I'll give it a go
Probably wrong twice in row
I would doubt the answer's a razor
But how about an electric taser?

**emjay** · 08-07-2012, 01:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dan

Maybe I'll give it a go
Probably wrong twice in row
I would doubt the answer's a razor
But how about an electric taser?

That you're answering the last riddle, I seriously doubt
So what the hell is you talkin' about?

**Dan** · 08-07-2012, 01:42 AM

A cool aide for a policeman it might be

And I wouldn't want it held against me

BTW my other wrong answer was a grudge
Don't want no haters let Gawd be my judge.

**LabRatBrewer** · 08-07-2012, 04:59 AM

does post 494 a riddle contain?
if so im lost like my dog shane

**Dan** · 08-07-2012, 05:49 AM

Aw crap! This damn thing gave out!
My computer has stalled, and in this I pout!
I answered a new riddle, and it wasn't fickle.
And the answer was truely quite simple.
This keyboard must have been in a pickle.
Shouldn't have gone for a popsicle
Now no answer do I give,
Seems my mind is just a siv.
This sucks cause I got the clues
Past rememerance is just old news.
Only words now that is true
Is I must need a homebrew!