Originally Posted by ashplub
Disclaimer: I love my wife. She is the mother of my child and I clearly need some water and to be a better father. Wait that rhymes.
You must be a good man my dear Ash
Or your wife would throw you out with the trash!
So my young friend you must comprehend
A wife is a good life and better end...
Crap that sounds a bit gay
I'm secure in my freedom, not a sexual stray
I love girls
that ain't no swirl
Believe me, my wife is my girl!