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Old 07-27-2012, 06:15 AM   #451
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I've only been gone a short time
but that rebus is sentimental
or maybe Im wrong with this rhyme
and have gone completely mental
You understand.
It was quiet here tonight.
I got a bit lonely and it gave me a fright.
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Old 07-27-2012, 06:16 AM   #452
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missing you
is what I was alluding to
and emjay seems to have it too

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Old 07-27-2012, 06:20 AM   #453
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another joke
from that funny bloke
how do you make a gynecologist reminisce?
(a play on words you wont miss)

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Old 07-27-2012, 06:26 AM   #454
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missing you
is what I was alluding to
and emjay seems to have it too
Yes. You both got it in a very clever way.
Now it's already late and I'm hittin' the hay.
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Old 07-28-2012, 07:36 AM   #455
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Hittin the hay!
What is that you say?
I'm stronger.
In the mornin there's a toddler but for now.
I unwrinkled my brow and contribute.
What I’m thinking is a stone fruit.
I'm impressed. But what's going on in here?
I’m not fuggin hearing quite enough about beer.
This one’s nasty. If it’s made by uncle sam.
It's been proven to be so.
Where's the icon for the fro?
Two.
Types of flavors that appear.
Sweet and mild.
Could be rockin in mild.

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Old 07-28-2012, 08:26 AM   #456
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Wow! Your prose has taken me aback,

And just when I thought about hitting the sack!

A patriotic stone fruit do you say?

A peach, an apricot, or plum, of some way?

I hope your point is not mute

It did however, make my a$$ tute..

Just goes to show you your point is astuit

About eating this hard in the center fruit.

I'm really just stallling for time at this point

My respsponse a bit silly;

Maybe I'm waiting on a joint.

But believe it or not it's no apricot

Nor plumb or pear in case you forgot.

Your stone fruit is for certainly clear

If I'm correct it's tossed into a beer.

My answer is a guess, and all I can suggest

Some cherries with pits

You don't need to spit

Went into a hefinwizer

There's no need for Shlitz.

Hahaha.. it's time for the spa. Cause my answer is wrong,

Just came off of my paw..

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Old 07-28-2012, 08:37 AM   #457
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Clearly dan is drunk.
But he got the slam dunk.
Wait that was easy.
And i wish my wife was sleazy.

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Sleazy, peazy!

Give your gal a good backrub.

It's better than a soak in the bathtub!

Make your own dream day.

Please do this I must say,

Nothing like a roll in the hay!

That's the truth I must certainly say.

It lets two people grow old and happily grey.

A good woman to have

is worth two in the bag.

Remember this my friend

All the way to the end.

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Old 07-28-2012, 09:01 AM   #459
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Disclaimer: I love my wife. She is the mother of my child and I clearly need some water and to be a better father. Wait that rhymes.

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Disclaimer: I love my wife. She is the mother of my child and I clearly need some water and to be a better father. Wait that rhymes.
You must be a good man my dear Ash
Or your wife would throw you out with the trash!
So my young friend you must comprehend
A wife is a good life and better end...


Crap that sounds a bit gay
I'm secure in my freedom, not a sexual stray
I love girls
that ain't no swirl
Believe me, my wife is my girl!
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