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Old 07-24-2012, 07:17 AM   #391
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To you riddle rhyme geniuses
We all know who you are.
Imagitive brains, who light up the stars.
Time to put your head on a pillow,
and let your mind mellow!
Tomorrow or the next will be time for more fun,
Brothers and sisters, time to go to sleep;
even if way after the sun.

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Old 07-24-2012, 08:04 AM   #392
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Though it lack a bit of rhyme
Yes, she died in childbirth
the child a stranger at this time
Sorry, I like puzzles but hate poems, limeriks, rhyming riddles.....

....sorry Dan.
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Old 07-25-2012, 12:07 AM   #393
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Oh my gosh, this thread i do love
So much in fact i've released a dove
I must do some searching or even think
I must post soon, before the next blink
So as i go off to ponder the rhyme
Please dont forget me, i'll be back in due time

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Old 07-25-2012, 12:49 AM   #394
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On my way to St Ives, i saw a man with 7 wives
Each wife had 7 sacks and in each sack was 7 cats
Each cat had 7 kittens. Kittens, cats, sacks and wives
How many were going to St Ives?

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Old 07-25-2012, 01:17 AM   #395
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I've racked my brain and now I''m done
The answer is two thousand four hundred one.

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Old 07-25-2012, 02:04 AM   #396
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I've racked my brain and now I''m done
The answer is two thousand four hundred one.
Your math it appears to be quite right
The answer it seems needs to be more tight
Read once again and maybe you'll find
The answer thats on the edge of my mind
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Old 07-25-2012, 03:26 AM   #397
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Clifton multiplied and then answered assured
The correct part of his answer was the very last word.

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Old 07-25-2012, 03:55 AM   #398
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On my way to St Ives, i saw a man with 7 wives
Each wife had 7 sacks and in each sack was 7 cats
Each cat had 7 kittens. Kittens, cats, sacks and wives
How many were going to St Ives?
"He" was on his way to St Ives
But he told no lies
instead he had some fun,
for he was the only one.
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Old 07-25-2012, 04:03 AM   #399
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"On my way to St Ives"

the answer is 1
I believe that's correct, but at any rate,
It lacks a rhyme, and's a half-hour late.
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Old 07-25-2012, 04:11 AM   #400
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This one is not meant for the kids
Dan, make the girls shut their lids
Maybe not a riddle but more of a joke
I heard this today from a funny bloke

How many animals can you fit into a pair of pantyhose?

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