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**Dan** · 07-13-2012, 06:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dawnhulio

Shoes?

I think you got it Dawnhulio..

**LabRatBrewer** · 07-13-2012, 07:03 AM

Originally Posted by Dawnhulio
Shoes?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dan

I think you got it Dawnhulio..

I was about to say, nay
but now you are there
what type of shoes?
so that I can say, yay

**Dawnhulio** · 07-13-2012, 07:05 AM

Platform shoes?

**LabRatBrewer** · 07-13-2012, 07:11 AM

So far and yet so far
Who'd wear them? perhaps a star
Kournikova? oh my I need some tissues
for the love of god, count the issues

**Dawnhulio** · 07-13-2012, 07:13 AM

Tennis shoes, for cryin' out loud,
had to have it pointed out to me, so am not feeling too proud.

**LabRatBrewer** · 07-13-2012, 07:15 AM

That is it, hip hip hooray!
I wish I had another to offer today.

**Dan** · 07-13-2012, 07:37 AM

I don't like the riddles that i found on a certain site
I guess this one's ok and will be all right.

A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His wife immediately called the police. The police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis:
The Wife said she was sleeping.
The Cook was cooking breakfast.
The Gardener was picking vegetables.
The Maid was getting the mail.
The Butler was cleaning the closet.

The police instantly arrested the murderer. Who did it and how did they know?

**LabRatBrewer** · 07-13-2012, 07:52 AM

I was guessing the Butler, he's always the one
But then the twist was delivered, so I won't spoil the fun

**WildGingerBrewing** · 07-13-2012, 11:55 AM

The maid of course committed the crime
Mail doesnt run on sunday, you silly swine.

**WildGingerBrewing** · 07-13-2012, 12:29 PM

A bar you get no beer from
On a plate you cannot eat
You put it on to take things off
From your head down to your feet