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**LabRatBrewer** · 06-30-2012, 04:22 AM

It is not worth a trip to the Hague
Still a close second while rhyming my egg

**lschiavo** · 06-30-2012, 04:33 AM

If your barrel of beer were too heavy to lift, even for a heavyweight fighter, what would you add to it that would certainly make the load so very much lighter?

Goofynewfie · 06-30-2012, 04:35 AM

in my barrel of beer he put a hole, which made me remark stop playing with that pole

**lschiavo** · 06-30-2012, 04:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goofynewfie

in my barrel of beer he put a hole, which made me remark stop playing with that pole

My barrel of beer is getting light.
Someone post a teaser before I call it a night.

BTW Goof, "Tap" was the correct answer

**LabRatBrewer** · 06-30-2012, 05:02 AM

I hope this is new or ya'll will mock
I have mountains yet no rock
I have no water but I have me seas
I do have land but alas no trees

**Dan** · 06-30-2012, 05:09 AM

Just been sitting here with my daughter and her friend
They have been answering rhyme/riddles
From the beginning to end.

I asked them the hardest riddles I know
And they figured them out quickly
it makes my mind blow!

A few quick questions they were able to answer
In which they tossed out a tune..
BTW my dog's name is Dasher.

These two young ladies knew what they were doing
It was my head with which they were skewing.

They broke out some riddling poetry in pretty quick time,
Questions I couldnt answer in proper rhyme.
But in reality these girls are a steaming.
Because its called teamwork..
They are both perfectly streaming.

So here is one for you that I was recently given.
I asked the question and I'm not forgiven.

So here you go
Why wait any longer?

Okay girl's come put up a riddle.
Just remember I don't play a fiddle..

Here you go:

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

**LabRatBrewer** · 06-30-2012, 05:14 AM

I read your post my son,
He says type "blinder" just for fun

Clifton · 06-30-2012, 05:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dan

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

The answer is clear,
but I have No Eye Deer.

**lschiavo** · 06-30-2012, 05:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clifton

The answer is clear,
but I have No Eye Deer.

That is really cute.
I'll tell it to my son.
He'll probably get it right quick
And I'll be the stupid one.

**lschiavo** · 06-30-2012, 05:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LabRatBrewer

I hope this is new or ya'll will mock
I have mountains yet no rock
I have no water but I have me seas
I do have land but alas no trees

This will haunt my dreams.
I'm sure to wake with sweats and screams.
I have sat and done some thinking,
But a brain does not sharpen with more drinking.

Dan may have given an answer I missed
And in my pants I may just have pissed.

If i had to guess, I'd say moon.
But there are rocks up there so thats out of tune.
I'll just wait for the answer.
It will come soon.