Newest Threads

Dave37 · 01-22-2013, 04:17 AM

Sorry bout that repeat Jay I've just begun to play

Don't worry about your slow typing Dan

you are still the man

I really do enjoy this thread probably more than Edward Nigma

Now cmon gents type some riddles

and make this thread more bigga!

**LabRatBrewer** · 01-22-2013, 04:33 AM

I have a friend maybe you know
He's hurting now, but it won't show
He spends his days on the lands
To count his brothers you'd need both hands
He slips into a cover
Then he slips into another
When your car dies and will not shift
You'll call for help and accept his lift
If its quiet and you are alone
You can hear him crying all the way home.

**Dan** · 01-22-2013, 04:45 AM

Okay LRB I'll take a shot at this
When I say that I generally miss
Did one of your wheels expire
Now you need comes in a spare tire?

**LabRatBrewer** · 01-22-2013, 04:52 AM

Dan, you haven't completed the "feat"
Take the pressure off the answer and have a seat.

**Dan** · 01-22-2013, 04:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LabRatBrewer

Dan, you haven't completed the "feat"
Take the pressure off the answer and have a seat.

Hmm. I first responded to this
With a bit of assuredness
But if I answer again will probably miss
So I'll sit back and let my beer go flat
Doesn't matter I'm about to retire.

Dave37 · 01-22-2013, 04:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LabRatBrewer

Dan, you haven't completed the "feat"
Take the pressure off the answer and have a seat.

I must say this riddle was neat

With this hint I'm sure the answer is found on my feet.

Even so I don't definitely know

But my guess has to be my pinky toe.

**LabRatBrewer** · 01-22-2013, 05:04 AM

Toe is right!
I think I broke one tonight
I'll be more creative next time
But the pain controls this rhyme

Dave37 · 01-22-2013, 05:46 AM

I am dangerous at tables of both spheres and angles, And of chips and rectangles.

Many have come across me and been permanently mangled.

Dangerous at a table, and always deadly in a fable

Tell me my name if your imagination is able.

**Dan** · 01-22-2013, 06:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave37

I am dangerous at tables of both spheres and angles, And of chips and rectangles.

Many have come across me and been permanently mangled.

Dangerous at a table, and always deadly in a fable

Tell me my name if your imagination is able.

I'm wrong a lot but going for it
You my man are pool stick
I feel I got this one right
I didn't cheat and hope this don't smite (is smite a word? Rhymed)

Dave37 · 01-22-2013, 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dan

I'm wrong a lot but going for it
You my man are pool stick
I feel I got this one right
I didn't cheat and hope this don't smite (is smite a word? Rhymed)

I am sorry dan my man but that is not what i am

But a pool cue IS a tool i use when i am a man

In my other form i couldnt use one anyway because i have no hands

Im always hungry and seafoods my main plan

But once in a while for dessert ill get to eat a man.