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Old 11-05-2009, 02:50 PM   #21
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That's when you bust him across the face with an left elbow and then pull his head down towards your right knee where it busts his nose and drops him like the sack of **** he is. Then you just stroll over and pick your beer back up.
I read this with batman sound effects included. I assume that's how you intended it.

Just remember to take your bowstaff or crossbow, if you have one, to the party.

This thread is beginning to enter "sounding tough on the internet" territory, and we all know how that ends.
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Old 11-05-2009, 02:51 PM   #22
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Just make sure you have a bottle of homebrew to break over his head if he wants to play tough guy again.

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Old 11-05-2009, 02:54 PM   #23
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Old 11-05-2009, 02:59 PM   #24
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This thread is beginning to enter "sounding tough on the internet" territory, and we all know how that ends.
Does it end with puppies? I hope it ends with puppies...they're so cute...oh! Maybe beer too? Puppies and beer....
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Old 11-05-2009, 03:14 PM   #25
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I was out one night and some guy was being an aggressive drunken ass to everyone there and I snapped. Didn't take him down, but I cut loose on him verbally... in front of everyone... on the microphone (it was karaoke night). He was damned big and had two buddies with him and I spent the rest of the night worrying if I'd get jumped in the parking lot when I went to leave. I got to know one of his buddies a couple weeks later and it turns out that the drunken ass guy spent the whole night worrying that I was gonna jump him! Most of them are more bluster than they are action in the end.

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Old 11-05-2009, 04:42 PM   #26
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Old 11-05-2009, 04:43 PM   #27
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I was at a Micky-D's many years ago when a drunk and his buddy tried to pick a fight with us.

I walked away. He followed me out and hit me from behind. As I had him down his buddy hit me from behind.

My buddy grabbed him and he said leave it one on one. Good call.

The other guys buddy said you want some of me? My buddy cut him 7 times...bad call.

I got out of jail the next morning. The second guy lived...

It's always best to walk away...

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Old 11-05-2009, 04:49 PM   #28
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This is why I have a pool table at my house.

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Old 11-05-2009, 04:52 PM   #29
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This is why I have a pool table at my house.
and several kegs on tap..... I don't do the bar scene anymore. To many aholes out there nowadays who think life is like You tube ..
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I read this with batman sound effects included. I assume that's how you intended it.
Old school batman? Did you mentally include the "Blam" and "Kapow"?

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Just remember to take your bowstaff or crossbow, if you have one, to the party.
Bowstaff ... lol. Now I'm picturing him fighting in a dungeons & dragons game dressed up like a paladin or ranger.
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