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Old 02-06-2013, 12:14 AM   #11
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Originally Posted by CreamyGoodness View Post
Every time that beautiful, talented woman hits the part of her song where she stands up from her piano and belts out "THIS. GIRL. IS ON FIIIIIIIIIIIRRRREE!!!" I picture a guy in an FDNY uniform and full kit rushing in before she finishes the word "fire" and hitting her with the full 400psi of an attack hose.*

You know... to put this girl out.

And I laugh until I snort. My wife doesnt think this is half as funny as I do.

I actually respect Ms. Keys and I dont want to cause her harm (unlike Beyonce, of whom I'd like to hit with a salmon) but I WOULD LOVE to see the above. Maybe a spoof on SNL or something.

There is something terribly wrong with me.

*Firehose facts taken from here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fire_hose
Hah! We've been making fun of that exact scene since we saw it a few weeks ago. So funny.

OTOH, I thing she is very talented too. And fine looking.
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