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CreamyGoodness 02-05-2013 08:41 PM

Alicia Keys- Man I need help
Every time that beautiful, talented woman hits the part of her song where she stands up from her piano and belts out "THIS. GIRL. IS ON FIIIIIIIIIIIRRRREE!!!" I picture a guy in an FDNY uniform and full kit rushing in before she finishes the word "fire" and hitting her with the full 400psi of an attack hose.*

You know... to put this girl out.

And I laugh until I snort. My wife doesnt think this is half as funny as I do.

I actually respect Ms. Keys and I dont want to cause her harm (unlike Beyonce, of whom I'd like to hit with a salmon) but I WOULD LOVE to see the above. Maybe a spoof on SNL or something.

There is something terribly wrong with me.

*Firehose facts taken from here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fire_hose

Scooby_Brew 02-05-2013 08:48 PM

She got a big butt.

Oldskooler 02-05-2013 08:51 PM

Ya she does, but she has talent

Oldskooler 02-05-2013 08:52 PM

LOL, Creamy thinking about what you said a second time and I just busted out laughing.

moscoeb 02-05-2013 08:55 PM

Well, actually as far as the fire hose pressure is concerned
Oof! ugh! Owowowow!!
Why are y'all kicking me in the nads?!?!

Airborneguy 02-05-2013 09:04 PM

She's pretty hot, but I hate her short hair. It makes her shoulders look weird in my opinion. I've always been very picky about stupid little things.

PapsD 02-05-2013 10:30 PM

What's wrong with some junk in the trunk?

I for one enjoyed the national anthem during the superbowl.

dkwolf 02-05-2013 11:37 PM

And now I'm thinking of what it would be like to hold an inch and a half attack line at 400 PSI... Teh Suck is all that comes to mind.

But that would be funny as hell....

hoppyhoppyhippo 02-05-2013 11:52 PM


Originally Posted by PapsD (Post 4868776)
What's wrong with some junk in the trunk?

I for one enjoyed the national anthem during the superbowl.

I for one hated it. I mean she sang it on key and so on so forth. I just hate the drug out versions of the national anthem. the best was Choirs of the Army, Navy and Air Force doing it in 05.

Airborneguy 02-06-2013 12:06 AM

Jennifer Hudson was pretty damn good last year. She didn't mess with it at all. Alicia Keys was fine until the very end with her added lines. I hate that too.

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