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Old 08-08-2012, 09:54 PM   #1
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Default Accidentally made Sarin gas in my underwear

(Sorry. Time for a little nonsensical)

SO!! Stinky, my unicorn, took a massive dump in the kitchen while I was brewing up a fat tire clone. (momentary insanity)

Grabbed my rocket launcher and blew the hell out of stinky.

SOMEHOW....his magical horn did a triple flip and landed in my depends undergarments, unbeknownst to me.


After beating the dead unicorn for an hour or so, I grabbed up my mash tun of Fat tire and went to dump it on said naughty unicorn.

Some of the wort splashed up against me and got soaked up in my depends undergrments....along with some poo.

I took off the whole mess and tossed it in the trash.

Just heard ion the radio that deadly Sarin gas has killed several hundred people around the dump, and that it has been traced back to a pair of depends smelling of poo and crappy beer.

What should I brew next?

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Pictures or it didn't happen

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The unicorn ate my camera.

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I don't know what most of this means, but I have had a unicorn eat my camera so... post liked.

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Thats the SPIRIT lads!!!

(the magical horn is indestructable, so this is my secret technique revealed. A surface to air missile practically disintegrates the gentle beast. You just have to not be in the way when the horn comes shooting out at 400 mph and about the same fahrenheit. Voila! Horn poaching made easy)

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So far....getting my dog ready to brew!

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I found this. It seems applicable.

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Oh ya and i voted for Dr Spock's Lager

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I voted PBR; I assume the unicorn drank all of yours before crashing on your couch.

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