My younger daughter asks
WHY DID THE RABIES JUMP OVER THE CREEK?
..........I don't have a clue.
To get some "over" time!
So completely wtf, I laughed for nearly five minutes
I.... but... uh.... welll....
Her incredible grasp of daddy's nonsensical humor is what made it so great.
I thought You'd get it creamy!!!!
But are they rabbits or rabies???
Rabies, the debilitating disease that makes rabbits bite each other.
The microscopic organisms that could never collectively jump a creek or collect a paycheck.
My 4 year old comes up to me...
"Hey dad, how do you wake up Lady Gaga?"
me, "Uhh, I don't know?"
son, "You Poke her face."
Hopefully my daughter would give Lady GaGa rabies and dump her in a creek.
My daughter told me a joke.
She said "Why did the man bend over and say ARRRRRGG!!"
I said "I don't know"
She kicked me in the nuts and said "that's why"....