Ss Brewing Technologies Giveaway!

Home Brew Forums > Home Brewing Community > General Chit Chat > 3 Dogs...
Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools
Old 11-16-2012, 09:46 PM   #1
bmason1623
HBT_SUPPORTER.png
Feedback Score: 2 reviews
 
bmason1623's Avatar
Recipes 
 
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Chicago, IL
Posts: 2,814
Liked 149 Times on 116 Posts
Likes Given: 164

Default 3 Dogs...

There are 3 dogs staying overnight at the veterinarian's office. The first dog says to the second, "hey buddy...why are you here?" The second dog says, "Well, my Master had his boss and bosses kids over for a cookout. The kids kept pulling my tail and my ears. I growled to warn the little bastards but they just kept doing it. So, I bit them. So, first thing in the morning, the vet is going to put me to sleep."

The second dog asks the first dog, "why are you here?" "Well", replied the first dog, "My Master has a nice leather couch and I'm not allowed on it. He went out to dinner and I climbed on the couch. I didn't here him coming back home and when I tried to get down in a hurry without being caught on the leather couch, my nails ripped the leather couch. So, first thing in the morning the vet is going to put me to sleep."

They looked and saw the third dog just laying there. "Hey buddy", they asked, "why are you here?" "Well", said the third dog, "I was laying in the kitchen, by my water bowl, minding my own business, when all of the sudden my master came into the kitchen with no clothes on. She was bent over in the refrigerator and I couldn't take it any more. So, I jumped up on her back and humped the hell out of her." The two dogs said, "Ahh..getting put to sleep, ehhh?" The third dog said, "No...I'm here to get my nails clipped!"

bmason1623 is online now
nukebrewer Likes This 
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
Old 11-17-2012, 05:34 AM   #2
wolfstar
HBT_SUPPORTER.png
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
Recipes 
 
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Hidden Valley, Arizona
Posts: 482
Liked 37 Times on 28 Posts
Likes Given: 106

Default

Not funny

__________________

Check out Hidden Valley Wolfdog Sanctuary on facebook.

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Hidden-Valley-Wolfdog-Sanctuary/182770901746380

Working to save unwanted Wolfdogs from euthenasia, and educating the public about the joys and trials of Wolfdog and other exotic canid companionship.

wolfstar is offline
 
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
Old 10-30-2013, 03:39 PM   #3
Halbrust
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
Recipes 
 
Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: Upland, CA
Posts: 704
Liked 65 Times on 54 Posts
Likes Given: 100

Default

Year old bump.
This was hilarious!

__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Yooper View Post
...it's fine if it's fermenting.
Halbrust is offline
 
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
Reply



Quick Reply
Message:
Options
Thread Tools


Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
more wet dogs cjyh84 Beginners Beer Brewing Forum 4 11-16-2012 01:36 AM
how do the BIG DOGS do it?? Jaybird Hops Growing 7 03-29-2008 02:42 PM
Dogs and gas beerfan General Chit Chat 16 12-23-2007 12:20 PM
For The Dogs ... JustDave Cooking & Pairing 2 10-16-2007 10:42 PM