Spike Brewing 12.5 Conical Fermenter Giveaway!

Home Brew Forums > Home Brewing Community > General Chit Chat > 2009 Detroit Lions Schedule

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools
Old 01-22-2009, 03:41 AM   #1
Schlenkerla
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
Schlenkerla's Avatar
Recipes 
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Decatur, Illinois
Posts: 6,337
Liked 82 Times on 62 Posts
Likes Given: 7

Default 2009 Detroit Lions Schedule

2009 LIONS SCHEDULE

September 13................. Taft Junior High School
20................Cub Scout Troop #101
27................ Detroit Blind Academy
October 04................Spanish American War Vets
11................Crippled Children's Home
18................ Eloise Mental Hospital
25................Girl Scout Troop # 353
November 01.................. Michigan Venereal Disease Clinic
08.................Fraser Boys Choir
15.................Korean Amputees
22................. National Hospital Pastoral Ministers
26................ Great Lakes Synchronized Swimming Team
December 08................. Grand Rapids Gay Boys Club “Special Monday Nite Game”

RULE CHANGES FROM LAST YEAR
1 - When playing polio patients, the Lions must not disconnect knee braces.
2 - When playing the Blind Academy , the Lions must not hide the football under their
jerseys.

RULES THE SAME FROM LAST YEAR
1 - A touchdown (this is when the ball is carried over the goal line. For all you Lions fans
that have never seen this) it is still worth 6 points.
2 - The Lions will be allowed 20 men on the field at all times.
3 - The Lions will be allowed to substitute with band members at anytime.
4 - The Lions will be awarded 10 timeouts as opposed to 3 for the opposing team.
5 - The Lions will be awarded a first down with each gain of three yards or more, instead
of the usual ten yar ds.

NAME CHANGE
The Detroit Lions will be changed to the " Detroit Tampons" as they are only good for one period and have no second string.

__________________
Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. - Dale Carnegie

BS Nano-Brewery

Primary: SNPA Clone, Apfelwein
2ndary: Empty
Drinking: Dead Ringer IPA, Ma Duece (50 caliber) - Malt Liquor, Cranberry Wheat
Next: Cali-Common, American Amber, Smoked to Helles

|Myeast 50327|Easy Hop Oast|Smoked Homebrew|

Last edited by Schlenkerla; 01-22-2009 at 03:43 AM.
Schlenkerla is offline
 
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
Old 01-22-2009, 03:44 AM   #2
velotech
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
Recipes 
 
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Highlands Ranch, CO
Posts: 236
Default

looks like another 0-16 season...

__________________

_____________________________________________
velotech is offline
 
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
Old 01-22-2009, 01:49 PM   #3
FireBrewer
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
FireBrewer's Avatar
Recipes 
 
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Fallston, MD
Posts: 2,037
Liked 14 Times on 12 Posts
Likes Given: 15

Default

LMAO! I'll pass this on to SWMBO and her family in MI.

__________________
FireBrewer is offline
 
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
Old 01-23-2009, 02:17 AM   #4
Borisbbadd
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
Recipes 
 
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Utah
Posts: 1,029
Liked 1 Times on 1 Posts

Default

With a little luck, I think they could win two maybe three..........

__________________
Time you enjoy wasting, is not wasted time...
Borisbbadd is offline
 
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
Old 01-23-2009, 06:02 AM   #5
schweaty
Doe Re Mi Beer
HBT_LIFETIMESUPPORTER.png
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
schweaty's Avatar
Recipes 
 
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Glass City
Posts: 1,951
Liked 35 Times on 19 Posts
Likes Given: 29

Default

You forgot Deja Vu Strippers and Monastery of the Blessed Sacrament Nuns

schweaty is offline
 
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
Old 01-23-2009, 08:45 AM   #6
Brule
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
Recipes 
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Nebraska
Posts: 48
Default

I'm a Lion's fan and I LOL'd...

__________________
Brule is offline
 
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
Old 01-23-2009, 12:24 PM   #7
egurney
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
Recipes 
 
Join Date: Apr 2008
Posts: 262
Liked 1 Times on 1 Posts

Default

The most pathetic team that they will play, even on your sarcastic schedule, will be the Cleveland Clowns, err, Browns.

__________________
egurney is offline
 
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
Old 01-23-2009, 01:33 PM   #8
keiths
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
keiths's Avatar
Recipes 
 
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Coldwater, Michigan
Posts: 348
Liked 1 Times on 1 Posts

Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by egurney View Post
The most pathetic team that they will play, even on your sarcastic schedule, will be the Cleveland Clowns, err, Browns.
+ 1 Still a Lions fan no matter what.
__________________
keiths is offline
 
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
Old 01-23-2009, 01:36 PM   #9
Pharmguy
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
Recipes 
 
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Michigan
Posts: 261
Default

Run Barry....run! Oh, he has been gone 10 years. Damn!!!!

__________________
Pharmguy is offline
 
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
Old 01-23-2009, 02:33 PM   #10
TexasSpartan
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
Recipes 
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Dallas, TX
Posts: 663
Liked 11 Times on 9 Posts
Likes Given: 9

Default

Hey, as a Lions fan, the only thing I care about is going 4 - 0 in the pre-season.

__________________
Dead Felon Brewing

Carboy 1: Falconer's Flight IPA
Carboy 2: Honey Jalapeno Saison
TexasSpartan is offline
 
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
Reply


Quick Reply
Message:
Options
Thread Tools


Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Lions SUCK!!!!! pbowler General Chit Chat 410 01-05-2010 06:59 PM
Happy Birthday, fellow Lions fan :D Flyin' Lion General Chit Chat 8 05-01-2008 10:35 PM
Lions Winter Ale Wing Nut Recipes/Ingredients 0 03-12-2008 04:38 AM
Hi from Detroit! goldengrl Introductions 15 07-25-2007 04:59 PM
Hello from Detroit dannypo Introductions 7 01-31-2007 10:28 PM