Originally Posted by Bensiff
First thing I would think is to check the GCFI and make sure it is good...after that go to town with a continuity tester and see where you crossed the line.
And we have a winner! Kinda...
I have no idea how to test a GCFI, well, beyond hitting the "Push to Test" button. So I called up my electrician. I didn't get him, I got his dad.. also an electrician (is there such thing as "master electrician"? If so, that's him..)
So he came over, took one look in the panel and said "that f*cking idiot..."
The neutral had been screwed directly to the neutral bus. So, a quick wire swap and we're in business.. so far.
Thanks all for your input!