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emjay 11-28-2011 04:13 PM

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Ever see a ship in a bottle?

How about a dog in a carboy?

Seriously, my little buddy's been stuck for 3 years now.

Winning a Carboy Cleaner may not be able to change the past, but it will definitely make cleaning up the poop a LOT easier. And simultaneously give him a few good smacks for doing it indoors (you really can't start getting lenient with that or they'll never stop).

Why the heck couldn't you have offered this product 3 years ago? Yeah, I'm blaming you. If only I could have had a Carboy Cleaner to use at the time, the poor little papillon puppy wouldn't be trapped in his glass prison. His 6.5L, poop-covered, glass prison. You may not be able to free him from the carboy, but you can definitely make his life a little less crappy.

I'd attach a current picture of the little guy, but let's just say that he's constantly repainting the walls of his new home a rather opaque shade of brown, and if I learned anything of value in The Men's Room, it's that nobody wants to see that... apparently, it's actually somewhat frowned upon here, and I don't want to let my puppy down by taking things too far.

So here's a picture from a happier time, 3 years ago to the day, mere weeks before the accident that changed my adorable Pappy's life forever:

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Ironically (editor's note: not actually ironic), I was trying to use his ridiculous ears in much the same way that your device appears to work. Is it mere coincidence, or a matter of stolen technology? Come on guys, nobody wants a lawsuit...

So look at that picture and have your hearts absolutely torn apart by the guilt of knowing that you are fully responsible for turning my once-happy Pappy into a crappy papi. Assuming you have hearts, that is. I guess we'll find out on Friday, won't we?


Skagdog 11-29-2011 11:05 PM

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My tongue hurts.....


nukinfuts29 12-11-2011 06:57 PM

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cause i'm WINNING


Backporchbrewery 12-16-2011 01:10 AM

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If I have to take a brush to this, I might as well trash it. Save a better bottle, use a carboy cleaner!!


psychicbud 12-16-2011 08:10 AM

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I'm 56 years old. I'm not married. No girlfriend to speak of. In debt up to my eyeballs. I have a hernia. I'm not supposed to lift anything. I can't even lift my spirits! If it wasn't for my homebrew, I'd have no friends at all.

What am I supposed to do about this?
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