If you pitch English yeast into a "smoked scotch ale" then expect a visit from William Wallace, who will ride into your bed chamber on horseback at night, and cave your head in with a ball and chain.
IF ITS NOT SCOTTISH, IT'S CRAP!!
Kegged: Mr. Hyde's Dark Hearted English Ale, Pumpkin Lager, Bro'Hemian Pilsner
Resting: Stinky Pete's Midnight Wheat
No-Chill: Graham's Cracker Brown Ale
Bottled: Lowland Oatmeal Porter, Adieu Travail Belgian Sour, Golden Blossom Braggot