Pretty sure it's semen
Dude, don't drink that.
Beer, beer, good for the heart.
Do you have children? Or a Mrs who really doesn't like you brewing?
To me it looks like some evil person over cooked some Penne and dropped it into your brew
This thread went completely out of any control. At least OP's Most freaking thread I've seen here ;€
Did someone called Greenpeace?