Lol. Sorry, I was trying to edit this on my phone and this is what I got. Ah, the dataphone revolution. Anyway, I asked the question elsewhere and got some good answers.
Tap: DIPA, oaked Baltic porter, XXX pale ale, dark IPA
Bottle: vanilla kombucha, oaked puh-er kombucha, blueberry kombucha,
Primary: rose hip kombucha, oaked honey and oolong kombucha, hopped kombucha brewed with green tea infused with cab. grapes