When you're watching a show with a medical scene and the subtitle says "EKG BEEPING", EKG being the machine that monitors your heart, and your first thought is, "How in the hell are East Kent Goldings beeping?"
The only thing more asinine than stupid rules is the enforcement of rules simply because they are the rules.
When you work retail at an outdoor recreational company (selling bikes, boats, backbacks, roof racks, etc.) and customers come in to talk with you about beer, homebrewing, and advice on their next batch.
Terrorists, Sam. Theyve taken over my stomach. Theyre demanding beer. Norm Peterson, Cheers