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Old 08-04-2012, 12:29 AM   #651
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Your daughter's 7th grade science experiment involves ferulic acid and 4-vinyl guaiacol, and is the second tap from the right.

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Old 08-04-2012, 12:30 AM   #652
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When you have to change your passcode at work and you change it to the FG of the batch you just bottled
Genius! I have to change passwords all the time!
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Old 08-04-2012, 01:18 AM   #653
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Genius! I have to change passwords all the time!
Nice. Should be able to guess it within about 20 attempts now. Use the OG... at least it will have a wider range
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Old 08-04-2012, 02:12 AM   #654
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Because of moving and changing jobs, I haven't been able to brew since May. I finally got my first paycheck in 2 1/2 months this week, so the first place I went? My new LHBS! Brewing tomorrow! My pipeline is dangerously low... I might have to actually *gasp* buy beer in the next 6 weeks.

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Old 08-04-2012, 02:34 AM   #655
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You walk into a room when the TV is finishing an IHOP commercial ending and you wonder what hops they used before you think of breakfast food.

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Old 08-04-2012, 02:05 PM   #656
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When you haven't brewed in a few months due to stove burner fubars. Then you find a place to get new ones & what do you do? By the NZ hops that are on sale,15oz of them. And a PM cascade pale ale kit for good measure.
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When SWMBO walks into the kitchen, sees this and automatically knows to leave you alone the rest of the day.

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Old 08-04-2012, 10:02 PM   #658
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Old 08-04-2012, 10:56 PM   #659
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When you look for glass bottles for your newborn because you know the plastic ones scratch too easily.

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Old 08-05-2012, 06:50 AM   #660
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When you open a vacuum pack of whole hops , take a sniff, shout YES and fist pump the air!!!

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