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Old 11-05-2012, 03:48 AM   #1011
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You start planning what beer you're going to brew for your 7-year old's birthday party in April.

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Old 11-05-2012, 03:51 AM   #1012
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You stop having people over because you don't want to waste your beer on THEM.

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Old 11-05-2012, 05:15 AM   #1013
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Your night stand is an old carboy box.

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Old 11-05-2012, 02:16 PM   #1014
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when you go to bed and can't sleep because your fermenter(in the closet next to you) was not active ...........not a good one, but that happened to me my first night
I just got woken up today by my airlock popping like crazy. Best alarm clock ever.
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Old 11-05-2012, 02:29 PM   #1015
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When you pour water into a pitcher for drinking and try not to splash because you might oxygenate it.

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Old 11-05-2012, 05:24 PM   #1016
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You make up questions with made up words about beer during Battle of Sexes ... and the women's team believes you.

Btw, if anyone asks, "spitznaggen" is a variety of hop.

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Old 11-05-2012, 06:12 PM   #1017
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You make up questions with made up words about beer during Battle of Sexes ... and the women's team believes you.

Btw, if anyone asks, "spitznaggen" is a variety of hop.
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Old 11-06-2012, 01:27 AM   #1018
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When you get on Amazon and all their suggestions involve homebrewing equipment or ingredient kits...

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Old 11-06-2012, 02:43 AM   #1019
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When you do research to see if bird seed would mash well [no it wont]

When the bird and squirrel population has tripled, just from your dumped grains in the back yard. Then you think maybe I could hunt them with my pellet gun and save on buying meat... I really need more fermenters.

When a lady friend comes over and asks why your house always smeels sweet like youve been baking, and you show her a sack of grain and a SS pot.

When you call the grocery store up and tell them that {insert favorite apple orchard here] has a great blend this year and they need to put in a triple order, and they do.

When you know all the local orchards phone numbers by heart.

When you have a key bowl buy your door because at this party your butsting out a 12% braggot that is deceptively sweet and tasty

when you 3 year old son calls an glass container a carboy, or knows what it means when you tell them to go get your hydrometer.

When you switch to 1.25 gallon batches just because you like to brew 2-3 times a week.

I got more but my glass is empty

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Old 11-06-2012, 11:14 AM   #1020
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You make up questions with made up words about beer during Battle of Sexes ... and the women's team believes you.

Btw, if anyone asks, "spitznaggen" is a variety of hop.
I WILL steal this...

Very nice move BTW!
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