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Old 10-19-2012, 01:34 AM   #991
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When you are caught huffing airlocks... and it seems like you smell your beer, more than you drink it. haha

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Old 10-19-2012, 02:21 AM   #992
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When you can point out the barley extract in your dog's dry food. That just happened.

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Old 10-19-2012, 02:54 AM   #993
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Had a dream last night I was running in slow motion to stop a boil over. Woke up and thought I definitely need a bigger kettle.
In the meantime, a spray bottle's quick Spritz will calm down impending boil overs.
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Old 10-19-2012, 05:03 AM   #994
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When you have 2 chest freezers and neither contain food...

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Old 10-19-2012, 02:34 PM   #995
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Like when early man sat around the fire for comfort, warmth and protection, and to share stories of the day's hunt, you get the same feeling sitting around your carboys and primaries sharing stories of your homebrewing successes.

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Old 10-19-2012, 07:38 PM   #996
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James Bond reminds you of dry english ale yeast (007)

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Old 10-19-2012, 07:40 PM   #997
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When your 1st partial mash is still fermenting,& you're already planning the next one.
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Old 10-20-2012, 12:53 PM   #998
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When you have 2 chest freezers and neither contain food...
Oh boy....
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Old 10-20-2012, 12:54 PM   #999
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James Bond reminds you of dry english ale yeast (007)
I just made that joke yesterday @ my LHBS!

(New movie coming on Nov. 7th!)
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Old 10-20-2012, 05:06 PM   #1000
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I know most of the replies everyone including myself makes on this thread are usually very funny but true. This one is just something a thought was really cool.

Thanks to Homebrewing I've learned to taste flaws and off-flavors in commercial crafts. I can't say I know anyone that doesn't brew their own that can do this. Take that in and appreciate it!!!

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