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Old 11-29-2009, 05:25 PM   #51
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... and of course as we all well know the steam off the wort cures everything from lethargy to ingrown toenails...
Note to self, don't taste Netflyer's brews.

" is that a subtle hint of foot I detect? Just a kiss of ingrown toenail......."
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Old 11-29-2009, 05:55 PM   #52
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You're poking up the fireplace and wonder if you could keep the temperature steady enough for mashing.

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Old 11-29-2009, 06:54 PM   #53
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When you've banned the house from watching and use of the word 'Intervention".

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Old 11-29-2009, 09:14 PM   #54
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When you've banned the house from watching and use of the word 'Intervention".
haha!

Yeah,

I think some outsiders view some of us as alcoholics. I mean who needs 35 gallons worth of beer and wine sitting in your guest (brewery) bedroom. Brewing has without a doubt become an obsession of mine over the past few years.
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Old 11-29-2009, 10:48 PM   #55
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When the local resturant supply store sends a post card saying we miss you heres a coupon... addressed to your brewery

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Old 11-30-2009, 12:01 AM   #56
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When you don't think of "head" and "mouthfeel" as qualities to look for in a potential one night stand.

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Old 11-30-2009, 04:11 AM   #57
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You spend more time washing bottles than dishes...

Your kitchen is cleaner than most 5 star restaurants...

When offered a BMC you politely say "No thank you... I'll make my own..."

You know when you offer a friend one of YOUR beers he is going to actually feel the affects unlike a store bought beer..

When you look at your blackberry as not just a phone but a gateway to more HBT knowledge...

You understand that SWMBO must REALLY be obeyed so you can continue brewing... (she scares me!)

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Old 11-30-2009, 04:37 AM   #58
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Old 11-30-2009, 05:06 AM   #59
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how about when your house and garage look like a meth lab but has strong aromas of alcohol and yeast farts./\

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