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Old 11-29-2009, 01:21 AM   #11
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you think yeast infection is an oxymoron

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Old 11-29-2009, 01:23 AM   #12
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You dread the credit card statements when they come in the mail...

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Old 11-29-2009, 01:24 AM   #13
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When you order stuff on line and you put your brewery name on there

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Old 11-29-2009, 01:26 AM   #14
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When you can't walk through a store without finding an item you could use for brewing.

When you have 5x the amount of beer in carboys/kegs than you could ever drink in a reasonable amount of time by yourself.

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Old 11-29-2009, 01:27 AM   #15
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When you can't walk through a store without finding an item you could use for brewing.

When you have 5x the amount of beer in carboys/kegs than you could ever drink in a reasonable amount of time by yourself.

and you have more brews in the works


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Old 11-29-2009, 01:37 AM   #16
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your drunk off homebrew, on a saturday night, adding to this thread

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Old 11-29-2009, 01:44 AM   #17
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...you're not drunk, but seriously considering tapping that still-too-young beer in the basement because it's been seductively calling your name.

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Old 11-29-2009, 01:57 AM   #18
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you realize beer can taste better as it warms up.

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you realize beer can taste better as it warms up.
If you pour it cold and let it warm up, sniffing every few minutes as it warms so you can judge how temperature changes the flavor profile. And the waitress looks at you like you're a nut-job!

If you order your beer by ingredients rather than name.
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Old 11-29-2009, 02:16 AM   #20
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You have more pounds of hops than kegs of conditioned beer in your kegerator.

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