Wow........That is crazy. Never would have even considered that as a possibility.
I was going to say:
When you open the door for your little pug dog and she looks you square in the eye and ****s on the floor right in front of you, and walks away........like mine did this morning.
I feel better about cleaning up a dog turd already.
Kegged/Serving: Porter, Helles, British Bitter, Dark Mild, Oatmeal Amber, APA
Bottled: Barley Wine, Bourbon Barrel Porter, Strong Scotch Ale, Sour Belgian Golden on Cherries
Primary: IPA, British Bitter, American Wheat, Dortmunder, German Pils
Secondary: Sour Cherry Stout, German Pils, Dortmunder
Future Brews: Dark Mild, British Bitter, Oatmeal Amber, American Brown, American wheat, American Pale Ale