Wow........That is crazy. Never would have even considered that as a possibility.
I was going to say:
When you open the door for your little pug dog and she looks you square in the eye and ****s on the floor right in front of you, and walks away........like mine did this morning.
I feel better about cleaning up a dog turd already.
Kegged/Serving: Dortmunder, Bo-Pils, Nugget Nectar Clone, Citra IPA, One Hearted Ale, Heady Topper Junior, Scottish 70, British Dark Mild
Bottled: Barley Wine, Sour Belgian Golden on Cherries
Primary: Ordinary Bitter, Bourbon Barrel Imperial Porter
Secondary: Bo-Pils, Sour Cherry Stout,
Future Brews: German Pilsner, Dortmunder, Porter, APA, IPA, British Dark Mild, More...... More....... Beer.......