i've been pulling my pants and shorts down to my ankles when i pee in a public restroom. i especially like to do this at "trough" style urinals. If anyone knows a cool way to get some handprints on their ass cheeks (ie carefully placed lotion and tanning- etc) - please let me know. Also - i showed a friend how to brew beer. a SMaSH- maris otter and styrian goldings. and we got snookered. and i forgot that i was filling a sparge pot and played karaoke. now i have to repair sheetrock in my basement. for beer...
"i like to drink. I do it all the time, every day."- anthony jeselnik