The OP should hook up with this guy. Might solve two problems in one shot...
I've had good luck giving it to college kids (21 years old or over). They really appreciate it even though it's bad, and some of them get into the hobby because they want to make their own "sick beer at home".
When we brew a bad batch at the club I'm in we give it to one of the members and he filters the water out of it and brings the leftovers back. Happens a couple times a year. 2 out of 50+ isn't so bad.
"I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people...I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem sort itself out."
Ran across this today... seems timelyhttp://www.craftbeer.com/brewers_ban...r-spilled-beer
Banana beer pancakes were always pretty tasty when made with the crappy lagers my parents used to drink.