Can't say I've ever dreamed of kegs, then again I got a dozen 'race track' cornies for free. I had to drive two hours each way to get them though!
Patrick from ontariobeerkegs.com wanted them gone...so I helped him out.
I do, however, have an obsessive-compulsive habit to lift kegs in my fridge to 'guesstimate' how much is left in each. If I can lift it with one finger I'm running low.