Things You Can Only Say To Another Brewer.

WileECoyote · Jan 4, 2014

Hello, I sent these in text messages to a fellow brew friend and could never say them to anyone other than a fellow brewer, we were laughing so hard we could hardly text each other.

Wanna check out my boil? :smack:

Have you seen my hop sack? :ban:

Dose my wort look ok? :drunk:

Please have fun adding your sayings to this thread.

Cheers to everyone that brews ! :mug:

Brewmex41 · Jan 4, 2014

Wanna come help me rack my blonde?

drainbamage · Jan 4, 2014

That's some great head retention.

Hey, does this look infected?

Brewmex41 · Jan 4, 2014

Has is stopped bubbling?

whitehause · Jan 4, 2014

Stop by after work if you still want to top crop off of my krausen, it's about 6 inches, and looks ready to give up some creamy goodness from the top of that head. I'll pop out the bung and let you have at it.

Oh...BTW....bring your own jar, mine are all full.

vinylrooster · Jan 4, 2014

whitehause said:
Stop by after work if you still want to top crop off of my krausen, it's about 6 inches, and looks ready to give up some creamy goodness from the top of that head. I'll pop out the bung and let you have at it.

Oh...BTW....bring your own jar, mine are all full.

Hahaha. I laughed good and hard at this one

thadius856 · Jan 4, 2014

Does this look infected?

Wanna see my yeast bank?

unionrdr · Jan 4, 2014

Would you cool this off for me? I don't want my sack to get too hot!

DaNewf · Jan 4, 2014

90 minutes is up. I'm going to pull my bag out now.

Zuljin · Jan 4, 2014

It's clean. You can stick it in.

Mine's hard wood, but your shiny one looks nice too.

How's my mouth feel?

Cider123 · Jan 4, 2014

Hey Beavis, ah huh huh bung hole ah huh huh huh huh

Glynn · Jan 4, 2014

Nice head

Neopol · Jan 4, 2014

Time to rack that one off. Gimme a hand?

Tclub · Jan 4, 2014

Picked up 10 lbs of crystal 60....

chillin on my throne

Skeptidelphian · Jan 5, 2014

Grab my paddle and mash it as hard as you can.

drainbamage · Jan 5, 2014

I can taste some off flavors from that yeast.

drinkdrankpunk · Jan 5, 2014

dude come here and sniff my air lock

bajaedition · Jan 5, 2014

Zuljin said:
How's my mouth feel?

I love it

bajaedition · Jan 5, 2014

grab that paddle, and stir my mash till all the lumps are gone :tank:

MaxStout · Jan 5, 2014

I stuck a blowoff tube in the carboy's bung. It's OK, I sanitized it first.

GilSwillBasementBrews · Jan 5, 2014

Oh no!!!! I pushed too hard on the bung and it slipped all the way inside!!!!

pumpkinman2012 · Jan 5, 2014

"Does my bung smell funky?"

adiochiro3 · Jan 5, 2014

I really like it when you dry hop...
That's some great liquid extract!
Help me chill my wort.
That hot break was amazing!
Immersion or counterflow?

bajaedition · Jan 5, 2014

my wife is bringing a big bag of juicey yeast over, stick your slant in her pouch, dig out what you want and send her over to Jerry's house so he can get some of that nice yeast also.

DerRoest · Jan 5, 2014

MaxStout said:
I stuck a blowoff tube in the carboy's bung. It's OK, I sanitized it first.

I think I just died!!! Lol, well played

KGB09 · Jan 5, 2014

Oh crap!!! I gotta go drain trub out of my bottom dump...

pelipen · Jan 6, 2014

It's not a brew day unless I break out "that's what she said" a dozen times at least.

I frequently ask my mash how it likes to be paddled.

Me: next I'm doing a Belgian blonde.
Wife: you wish.

Wife: do you like the porter
Me: no, but the maid was nice.

I'll probably be single soon.

biochemedic · Jan 6, 2014

"Hand me the keg lube, I need to prep my o-rings..."

Sent from my DROID RAZR HD using Home Brew mobile app

onetoeddogbrewery · Jan 6, 2014

^^^^Love it

K5MOW · Jan 6, 2014

Hehehe. This is great.

Roger

unionrdr · Jan 6, 2014

I'm tired of hamerrin bungs into my bung hole!... :drunk:

WileECoyote · Jan 6, 2014

For those of you that have wife's that help you brew, never say this to her!

Honey ! the bung hole is to tight, get me the keg lube so I can work it in. :smack:

Cheers :mug:

unionrdr · Jan 6, 2014

Uh,dude? Isn't that a good thing? :drunk:

E-Mursed · Jan 6, 2014

It smells like rhino farts down in the basement and my SWMBO is pissed.

unionrdr · Jan 6, 2014

It wasn't me!!

WileECoyote · Jan 24, 2014

Smell my airlock ! it has a floral aroma.

Cheers :mug:

cramar · Jan 24, 2014

For the BIAB'er it would be "hold this while I go squeeze my bag", or if you aren't the bag squeezing type it might be a variant of "stop squeezing my bag so much"....whichever philosophy you buy into - not that theres anything wrong with that

zarfus · Jan 24, 2014

tastes a little yeasty

Dropped that one on some people in medical field. Apparently that's not a good image?

unionrdr · Jan 24, 2014

NO! Time to wash that thing...

oneandahalfshepherds · Jan 26, 2014

Hand me the paddle will ya?

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