So i sat down and wrote two HBT limericks - Page 2

Barc · 01-15-2010, 05:20 PM

Here's a rather lengthy one I wrote before Christmas 08.

http://www.homebrewtalk.com/f45/how-grinch-stole-homebrew-91639/

There once was a man who made homebrew,
whose beer was so bad it could kill you.
"Drink eight-a-day!"
He used-to would say
that is until his liver did rot through!

No, wait...

**GilaMinumBeer** · 01-15-2010, 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by IrregularPulse

I'll be putting a bathroom in downstairs this spring by the bar. This is getting hung on the door for sure!!

Same here. Gonna frame it above the toilet.

Stickshaker · 01-15-2010, 07:32 PM

There once was a man from Nantucket,
who brewed his own beer in a bucket,
when he ran out of glasses,
his guests acted like asses,
he held up his tap and said"Suck it!"

**Hoppus_Poppatopolis** · 01-15-2010, 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by GilaMinumBeer

Same here. Gonna frame it above the toilet.

Potty humor really is the best

**CodeRage** · 01-15-2010, 08:19 PM

Jefe, I would love to see what you have managed to come up with regarding Kiffin

JefeTheVol · 01-16-2010, 12:44 AM

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Originally Posted by CodeRage

Jefe, I would love to see what you have managed to come up with regarding Kiffin

Oh man...dont get me started on him! He's a valid reason to shoot somebody in this state right now. Its weird, I feel betrayed, but knowing his personality, I shouldnt be surprised his word means nothing at all.

Tennessee had a coach who once knew
How to inspire and stay true
But now he lies to your face
Rocky Top won't embrace
YOU'RE TOO AFRAID OF THE SEC, BITCH!!!! Run your ass back to the easy 10, where you can run the table and fall bass-ackwards into a BCS game. Coward!