That's what he told the ER doc anyway....
Ah, how many times have a I been here.
Wandering around the kitchen, full carboy in hand looking for the hydrometer. I think "I'll just put this down on the work top and look for it".....
641 - putting my backlog in.
I started keeping 2 spares around just in case.
Brewguyver - the man who does everything wrong so you won't have to!
642 I just smash it on the floor due to pure and simple rage... I got to go now ...to attend my anger control seminaire
"These are my principles. If you don't like them I have others." -Groucho Marx-
645 I broke one, went to the store for a replacement got home it was broken. Ordered one from NB received a broken one.
646. Mine almost made it two years, the glass chipped at the very bottom and water has gotten into the bulb. I knew something was up when my latest beer showed a FG of .098
647. I wasn't careful.
I had my first near miss tonight. It was in its storage tube and rolled off the top of two cases of bottles and landed on my basement concrete floor. Luckily it survived... this time.
Sometimes mine gets left in the dish rack for a few days after a brew day and I stare at it every time I go near the kitchen sink thinking, "I'm gonna break that damn thing sooner or later."
648 - Putting it back in its tube, the bottom cap shot off when the hydrometer hit it. Hardest part was keeping the dog away from the broken glass...