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10-25-2012, 05:44 PM
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New study finds beer makes you lean, NOT fat.
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A new study has found that beer does not make you fat, it actually makes you lean. The more beer you drink, the leaner you become. It's true! Try it for yourself! In my own independent study I found myself to me much more lean after about 12 pints. I was leaning on cars, trucks, trees, walls, bar rails, friends and tables.
Let's get LEAN!

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10-25-2012, 05:51 PM
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If I drank 12 pints of my homebrew I'd be leaning on the floor. 
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10-25-2012, 05:52 PM
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Lol
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10-25-2012, 05:59 PM
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I, for one, am willing to accept this challenge and participate in an independent experiment. Anyone have 12 pints of homebrew I can use in this study? My pipeline is dry and my current beer still has a month before it's ready.
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New Yorkers think they’re so jaded that it’s impossible to shock them. They think they’ve seen and heard it all, and that may be mostly true. But I can tell you from experience that, at 2am in Midtown, pretty much every person on the street will stop and gawk when they see a guy holding hands with one midget, and another midget on his shoulders yelling out: “WHO RUN BARTERTOWN? I RUN BARTERTOWN!”
- Tucker Max
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10-25-2012, 06:18 PM
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Vinz Clortho - the Keymaster of Gozer the Gozerian
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You received some bad information. Beer still makes you STOUT/PORTLY. 
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10-25-2012, 06:21 PM
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One or two beers have hundreds of calories, but a dozen beers leaves you with no calories in your stomach and a mess in the toilet.
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10-25-2012, 06:23 PM
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Its not so much the beer that makes us fat as it is the sitting on our butts for hours drinking it!
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10-25-2012, 06:27 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by manoaction
One or two beers have hundreds of calories, but a dozen beers leaves you with no calories in your stomach and a mess in the toilet.
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Time to work on your constitution.
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Bottled - Nadda
Kegged - Star San
On Deck - Zythos IPA
New Yorkers think they’re so jaded that it’s impossible to shock them. They think they’ve seen and heard it all, and that may be mostly true. But I can tell you from experience that, at 2am in Midtown, pretty much every person on the street will stop and gawk when they see a guy holding hands with one midget, and another midget on his shoulders yelling out: “WHO RUN BARTERTOWN? I RUN BARTERTOWN!”
- Tucker Max
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10-25-2012, 06:34 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Whattawort
Time to work on your constitution.
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If I take that advice, I'll never be an underwear model.
10 minutes to the photo shoot, time find a quiet bathroom and get skinny again...
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