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Old 08-04-2013, 12:26 AM   #501
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From a few days ago...

This tastes just like dogfish head! Oh. Which one? Dog fish head. Oh ok. Thanks man



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Old 08-04-2013, 12:42 AM   #502
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I don't think I've ever gotten a response any more annoying than a request for a batch that tastes like Miller or Coors lite. Most people are generally interested in the how and why of homebrewing.
Go piss in a can and hand it to them. Probably wont know the difference. (Joking of course)


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Old 08-04-2013, 02:23 AM   #503
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Go piss in a can and hand it to them. Probably wont know the difference. (Joking of course)
I'd say piss in a seltzer bottle, carb and chill then serve...
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Old 08-04-2013, 12:05 PM   #504
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I told a friend by email how much I was enjoying my Citra pale ale.

He responded, "Isn't that against a man law to put fruit in your beer?"

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Old 08-04-2013, 12:10 PM   #505
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I told a friend by email how much I was enjoying my Citra pale ale.

He responded, "Isn't that against a man law to put fruit in your beer?"
Don't fruit your beer. Man Law? Man Law!

It wasn't an annoying response, but it was a funny one.

Friend wanted to try my chocolate stout. I advised that it was terrible. It did not turn out good whatsoever. He said he didn't care. Reluctantly, I popped a top and poured him one. He said." This tastes like a plant. " I laughed and told him to dump it. He then said" that was ****ty. Let's never do that one again. " see, he helped to brew the chocolate stout. This friend is very honest.
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Old 08-04-2013, 12:30 PM   #506
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"Homebrew is like fart. Only the person who made it likes it."

I guess a lot of friends like my farts then too...

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Old 08-04-2013, 04:18 PM   #507
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"Homebrew is like fart. Only the person who made it likes it."

I guess a lot of friends like my farts then too...
People who try my beer seem to like it more than i do. My farts must be popular
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Old 08-04-2013, 04:25 PM   #508
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I guess a lot of friends like my farts then too...
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People who try my beer seem to like it more than i do. My farts must be popular
think about how the pros must feel!
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think about how the pros must feel!
If this means that if your farts don't stink then your beer doesn't stink than mine must be swill
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If this means that if your farts don't stink then your beer doesn't stink than mine must be swill
hey, if you like your own brand, then what's the difference?


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