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scottyg354 05-08-2013 04:35 AM

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Beared yes. Well, big thick goatee everyone calls a beard. Harley. No. work with me hands somewhat.
Actually when I'm not brewing I'm usually trimming my beard or riding this.



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beaksnbeer 07-24-2013 08:43 PM

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I' m just the opposite drink up as long as your not driving or puking I host brew parties all the time can always find something to suit most plates

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wbarber69 08-18-2014 01:09 AM

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Most recently, I have been getting annoyed at fellow homebrewers when they treat my malt forward beers as if they are inferior to their hop bombs.

Why not both

I just kegged an Irish red I love for its maltyness, but wait there's more, and I dry hopped it with 3oz of fuggles. So it's like a RedPA. I call it the red headed slut. Attachment 218388

drainbamage 11-12-2014 06:34 PM

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I hate when I tell people I'm a homebrewer and they are all "uh... have we met? Why are you telling me this? Who are you?"

Jerks.
You were in that video with the woman getting catcalled on the street in NYC, weren't you?

"Good morning beautiful. How you doin'?"
"Dayyyyum girl!"
"Hey, I'm a homebrewer. Wanna try some okra mead? No...that's not a euphemism. Wait, where are you going? Don't call the cops! "

Billy-Klubb 11-13-2014 01:10 AM

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Then I got all upset and concluded the argument by pointing out that all beer is "craft" beer. Since beer doesn't just spring up out of the ground, nor was it directly handed down from some higher being. Brewing itself is a learned craft and no matter what level of automation a brewery has, there is still at least one brewmeister for every facility.
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wtaylor3 11-15-2014 05:37 AM

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We all know each other.
Used to get this with the army all the time

Me: in uniform in random location
Them: hey my friends sisters baby mamas exs father in-laws brother is in the Army
Me: oh
Them: do you know them?
Me: what unit are they in?
Them: oh Idk but they're in the Army
ME: *see attached pic

Hamaki 11-19-2014 03:22 PM

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A good friend with a quirky sense of humor and not much experience with beer when we were younger used to say that beer is supposed to taste like "horse piss in a rusty bucket". I corrected him on that

The only real annoying thing I hear is "awesome but isn't that so much work?"

C'est la vie
Yep, it is time consuming. A lot of what we do these days for entertainment had to be done by our ancestors or they did without.

Billy-Klubb 11-20-2014 12:08 AM

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sometimes I get the, "I don't drink. I don't even know what alcohol tastes like." it's pretty annoying. especially when you weren't even talking to them.

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Unibroue makes some delicious Belgian styles.
I used to drink a 750 of Maudite and/or (that's right) La Fin du Monde before our band played a show. I'm on the left.

hunter_la5 11-20-2014 08:31 PM

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BK - that looks like one of those 60's hootnanny folk groups .. like The Kingston Trio or The Weavers
I was thinking more along the lines of GG Allin.

Billy-Klubb 11-21-2014 08:19 PM

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another one I get a lot (as a bunch of you as well) is:
them- "Can I buy some off you?"
me- "No. But I can give you some."
them- "No one will know."
me- "I still won't sell it. But I will give you some. For FREE."

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I saw that picture on the last page and thought that looked like another picture I have seen of you.
Are you sure that you were drinking that stuff (I have no idea what it is) or were you just wearing it? Or, and this is the big one, do you need some big boy diapers?
I'm watching you.


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