This sounds absolutely awful. When I was in middle school we would get a bottle and just add **** to it (ketchup packets, apple juice, tuna cans, fruit, pepto bismol etc) and dare someone to drink it....this reminds me of that haha.
Kudos. You're a braver man than I.
Primary:Farmhouse Triple, Simcoe Session IPA, 100% Brett Brux IPA
Conditioning: Willamette English Pale Ale