Next time juice a few, strain them and see what the gravity is of the straight juice. You might be able to do a kiwi "cider" or wine.
Fill with mingled cream and amber,
I will drain that glass again.
Such hilarious visions clamber
Through my chambers of my brain.
Quaintest thoughts - queerest fancies
Come to life and fade away;
What care I how time advances?
I am drinking ale today.
- Edgar Allan Poe