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Old 12-21-2007, 05:43 PM   #11
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Carbonious understood only in spirit form, only found under pressure. Sometimes takes the form of tiny bubbles, other times observed as a small could of vapor. Sometimes completely unseen and only heard as "Pfffft".

A generally ambivalent sprit happy to take up residence in any decent brew.


Sometimes also a sign of Septicimius, esp in greater than desired amounts.
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Old 12-21-2007, 05:45 PM   #12
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Imma-lay-Zeus: chieftain of the enzyme clan
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Old 12-21-2007, 06:05 PM   #13
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GastroApfelweinius - Followed my millions world wide. Evidence of his existence can be found in empty pallets of apple juice and poached cases of wine yeast. To prove ones worthiness to worship GastroApfelweinius one must first imbibe completely too much and wake up screaming EdWorts name in vein, then must survive the initial onslaught of odors produced after consumption.
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Old 12-21-2007, 06:13 PM   #14
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Gotadumpita - Evil goddess of plagues, contamination and spoilage. She's extremely cruel, attacking works of craftsmanship, art or children. The more one loves a thing, the better a target for her vileness.

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Old 12-21-2007, 06:14 PM   #15
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Saccharomyces cerevisiae (it's already latin) - One of the 4 elder gods of the Reinheitsgebotius times.
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Old 12-21-2007, 06:15 PM   #16
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Biermuncherkettlus, the severer of tendons and arch-enemy of Anglegrinderus.
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Old 12-21-2007, 06:25 PM   #17
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Perched on their page in the seas of the intarnets they call out to the well intentioned beer lover or their loved ones hear the call and that someone gets beached on this:



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Secondarius - the great deceiver. Causes the inexperienced to feel they have achieved "something good and important", when in fact only a portal for Septicimius has been opened.
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Old 12-21-2007, 06:28 PM   #19
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N00bulus Minor: Little brother to N00bulus Major. Begs for direction while demanding approval to run before crawling. Wanders the universe looking for the optimum size for a blow-off tube without using the search function when all they really need to do is click their heels together three times and say "there's no place for foam, there's no place for foam". Annoying little sh*t. Asks "why" a lot. Their brewing destiny remains unknown to many.
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