Brulosopher

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F*cking A! I decided to brew a simple UK Pale this afternoon. Just before getting started, she (the neighbor) walks into my house, to my wife's and my surprise. I started brewing, hoping she'd leave... nope! Still here, asking stupid questions, while her poor 2 year-old son sleeps in their house. Arrrrrgghhghghg!!!!! What to do, what to do???

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Easiest Method for Harvesting Clean Yeast

Keezer/Kegerator Build

Recipes Worth Brewing... Over and Over and Over Again:
Tiny Bottom Pale Ale (House Pale Ale)- Sessionable, crisp, earthy/floral
What'r We Here For? (California Common) - Nutty, caramelly, Norther Brewer-y... so damn tasty!
Brulosopher's Dark Brown Ale - Creamy, subtly complex, incredibly quaffable
Brulosopher's Blonde Ale - Crisp, dry, nice malt-hop balance

hopalotamus

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Act like you hear her kid crying

Brulosopher

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She has a monitor...

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Easiest Method for Harvesting Clean Yeast

Keezer/Kegerator Build

Recipes Worth Brewing... Over and Over and Over Again:
Tiny Bottom Pale Ale (House Pale Ale)- Sessionable, crisp, earthy/floral
What'r We Here For? (California Common) - Nutty, caramelly, Norther Brewer-y... so damn tasty!
Brulosopher's Dark Brown Ale - Creamy, subtly complex, incredibly quaffable
Brulosopher's Blonde Ale - Crisp, dry, nice malt-hop balance

GilaMinumBeer

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Lock your doors next time?

Seriously, I am fond of a couple of my neighbors but if they just walked into my house I would not hesitate to put them in their place.

Revvy

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Why does it matter if she's around or not? Do you brew naked?

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Brulosopher

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If only you knew... if only you knew

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Easiest Method for Harvesting Clean Yeast

Keezer/Kegerator Build

Recipes Worth Brewing... Over and Over and Over Again:
Tiny Bottom Pale Ale (House Pale Ale)- Sessionable, crisp, earthy/floral
What'r We Here For? (California Common) - Nutty, caramelly, Norther Brewer-y... so damn tasty!
Brulosopher's Dark Brown Ale - Creamy, subtly complex, incredibly quaffable
Brulosopher's Blonde Ale - Crisp, dry, nice malt-hop balance

cadillacandy

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I'd welcome the company while brewing! We moved a little outside the city proper of Pittsburgh and none of my friends like to cross rivers in order to come hang out and drink free beer. My wife is so sick of me talking her ear off about gravity readings, temps, yeast, etc.

Send your neighbor my way! I'll answer all her silly questions and then some!

WhiteEagle1

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Is she hot?

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KNOTSANE

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Not to be harsh or anything, but it's YOUR house..Put your feelings aside and tell her to get the hell out.

Paulielow

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Start telling her about all the different styles you've made giving her a sample of each to try until she's out cold on the kitchen floor, then stick her on the coach with an empty in her hand(make sure you take the monitor, gotta look after the kid whilst she's KO'd) and when she finally comes too she'll be so embarrassed that she won't hang around as often......