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Old 04-17-2009, 10:02 PM   #1
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Default If anyone is looking for a good laugh...here you go

So I was bored and decided to see what youtube had for beer reviews. Well, this was my first time I had done this and was I pleasantly suprised at the comedians that have filmed themselves drinking beer and trying to explain them . I somehow don't think they are being funny, but may I was rolling.

Anyways, here is a great example of what I am talking about.


Better yet, he is wearing a coors light hat.


Some good quotes from this one:

"This has some great roasted hops"

"if this bottle was refridgerated for 600 years it would probably be pretty nasty."

"wow! that smells dark"


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Old 04-17-2009, 10:11 PM   #2
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Yeah, when it became apparent that he neither knew what hops were, nor what they might taste like, I gave up.

Seriously, the Coors Light hat was strike 1, the quote "Wow! That smells really dark!" was strike two. The roasted hops was strike 3, and he is OUTTA THERE!



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Old 04-17-2009, 10:19 PM   #3
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Wow, what a tool......

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Old 04-17-2009, 10:22 PM   #4
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Yeah, youtube is full of these, I was amazed.

even the title is all fubared up:

Opitimator Spaten Munich Beer review

Ok, let's see

Optimator = name of beer
Spaten = people who make said beer
Munich = Place where it is made

I would not have picked "Optimator Spaten Munich beer review"

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Old 04-17-2009, 10:29 PM   #5
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"3.75 out of 5"

Yup that definitely made me laugh. Too bad he didn't describe his extremely technical system for rating beer.

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Old 04-17-2009, 11:09 PM   #6
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Dopel bock?

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As a obvious BMCer I give him a hand for trying it, as reviewer I give him a zero. Worthless and not funny video, I got to feel sorry for the idiot.

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SWMBO said 'since when do you roast hops?!' and she knows precious little about beer...

My favorite part: 'You can't even see that I'm flippn' you the bird there.'

Priceless!!

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Lmao, "Yep it is definatly better out of the bottle, you dont get as sharp of an aftertaste."

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wow, that is 8 minutes and 53 seconds of my life that I'm never going to get back.



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