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Old 12-09-2007, 02:19 PM   #1
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I’m going to make a beer for a friend of mine but i need some help coming up with a good name. No one else gets my humor so i thought I could tap the minds on the board.
The back ground is that she is an accountant and does my taxes for free for me. I wanted to make her a beer as a payment. She normally drinks miller light (ugh) and I just can’t bring my self to buy another case for her again this year. So I’m going to make a light American Lager and I need a good tax related name for it. Any help would be greatly appreciated.

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Old 12-09-2007, 03:19 PM   #2
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Flavor deduction (income deduction)


alcohol shelter (tax shelter)

F'ing Government F'ed me again! Dry! In the butt! (paying taxes)

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Old 12-09-2007, 03:23 PM   #3
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April 15 is right around the corner, make her an H & R Bock

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FIFO Brew

She'll get it.

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Old 12-10-2007, 01:51 AM   #5
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thanks for the replys, keep em comming.

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The OG has to be 1040, right?

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Old 12-10-2007, 02:00 AM   #7
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Try this random name generator.

http://www.strangebrew.ca/beername.php?Mode=Generate

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Old 12-10-2007, 02:06 AM   #8
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Luxury Tax Lager

Social Insecurity (or, a cure for it)

Vertical Equity '07 (you need to make this a series)

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Alternative Minimum Taste (AMT)

Yeah, I picked the wrong major too.

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1) GAAP - Generally Accepted American Pilsner "GAAP=Generally Accepted Accounting Principles"

2) General Lager instead of General Ledger

3) Liquid Asset American Lager

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