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12-09-2007, 02:19 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Maine, Portland and Beyond.
Posts: 356
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I need help with a good name
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I’m going to make a beer for a friend of mine but i need some help coming up with a good name. No one else gets my humor so i thought I could tap the minds on the board.
The back ground is that she is an accountant and does my taxes for free for me. I wanted to make her a beer as a payment. She normally drinks miller light (ugh) and I just can’t bring my self to buy another case for her again this year. So I’m going to make a light American Lager and I need a good tax related name for it. Any help would be greatly appreciated.
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Melancholy Dog Brewery
Planed: more cider.
Primary: empty
Secondary:Dry hopped amber ale, Does Equis clone.
Keged:Pumpkin spice, wizen.
Bottled: Hard cider, Oaked bourbon vanilla cider, Vanilla Porter.
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12-09-2007, 03:19 PM
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2500 gallons year to date
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Your Mom's
Posts: 1,884
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Flavor deduction (income deduction)
alcohol shelter (tax shelter)
F'ing Government F'ed me again! Dry! In the butt! (paying taxes)
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12-09-2007, 03:23 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Cary, NC
Posts: 1,273
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April 15 is right around the corner, make her an H & R Bock
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12-09-2007, 04:14 PM
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Cranky Old Guy
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Willamina & Oak Grove, Oregon, USA
Posts: 24,799
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FIFO Brew
She'll get it.
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Remember one unassailable statistic, as explained by the late, great George Carlin: "Just think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are even stupider!"
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12-10-2007, 01:51 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Maine, Portland and Beyond.
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thanks for the replys, keep em comming.
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Melancholy Dog Brewery
Planed: more cider.
Primary: empty
Secondary:Dry hopped amber ale, Does Equis clone.
Keged:Pumpkin spice, wizen.
Bottled: Hard cider, Oaked bourbon vanilla cider, Vanilla Porter.
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12-10-2007, 01:59 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Cary, NC
Posts: 1,273
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The OG has to be 1040, right?
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12-10-2007, 02:00 AM
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Beer Geek
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Decatur, Illinois
Posts: 6,108
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Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. - Dale Carnegie
BS Nano-Brewery
Primary: Dunkelweizen, Helles, Apfelwein
2ndary:empty
Drinking: Light Ale, Fat Tyre Clone, Portly Porter, Apfelwein
Next: Irish Dry Stout, Caribou Slobber,
|Myeast 50327|Easy Hop Oast|
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12-10-2007, 02:06 AM
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Mmm...beer.
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Southwest
Posts: 12,350
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Luxury Tax Lager
Social Insecurity (or, a cure for it)
Vertical Equity '07 (you need to make this a series)
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12-10-2007, 05:15 AM
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Aleforger
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: San Jose, CA
Posts: 1,105
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Alternative Minimum Taste (AMT)
Yeah, I picked the wrong major too.
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You only get so many calories in life. Enjoy every single one.
QUICKSILVER HOME BREWERY
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12-10-2007, 05:47 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Waukesha, WI
Posts: 142
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1) GAAP - Generally Accepted American Pilsner "GAAP=Generally Accepted Accounting Principles"
2) General Lager instead of General Ledger
3) Liquid Asset American Lager
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