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Old 08-11-2012, 05:13 AM   #41
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Here's another oldie but goodie:

In wine, there is wisdom.
In beer, there is strength.
In water, there is bacteria...you decide!

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Old 08-11-2012, 07:35 PM   #42
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Here's to you, here's to me;
If we should ever disagree;
Screw you, here's to me!

Don't remember where I heard that one...

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Old 08-11-2012, 07:55 PM   #43
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Old 08-11-2012, 08:24 PM   #44
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Not sure if you want this for the Groomsmen but if you're going to say a prayer:

Our Lager,
Which art in barrels
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk,
I will be drunk,
At home as in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head
and forgive us our spillages
as we forgive those that spill against us
and lead us not into incarceration.
But deliver us from hang-overs,
for thine is the beer,
The bitter and the lager
forever and ever
Barmen!

Not sure who wrote it

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Old 08-12-2012, 01:07 AM   #45
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Originally Posted by dyennie
not sure if you want this for the groomsmen but if you're going to say a prayer:

Our lager,
which art in barrels
hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk,
i will be drunk,
at home as in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head
and forgive us our spillages
as we forgive those that spill against us
and lead us not into incarceration.
But deliver us from hang-overs,
for thine is the beer,
the bitter and the lager
forever and ever
barmen!

Not sure who wrote it
nice!!
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Old 12-05-2012, 01:10 AM   #46
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I know this is too late, but whatever.

My sig says a few:


"There is no strong beer, only weak men"
"Pretty women make us BUY beer, ugly women make us DRINK beer" - Al Bundy
"Give a man a beer, he'll drink for a day. Teach a man to brew, he'll be drunk for the rest of his life."











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Old 12-05-2012, 01:15 AM   #47
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"I traded sex for drinking, and now I can't get into my own pants"

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Old 04-22-2014, 03:17 AM   #48
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I know it's late, but maybe someone else is trolling for ideas....

Beer...Because no good story ever started by someone eating salad.

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Old 04-22-2014, 03:44 AM   #49
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BEER!!!!........why not?

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Alcohol won't solve your problems. But then again, neither will milk.

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