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Old 08-09-2012, 09:39 PM   #21
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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

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Old 08-09-2012, 09:56 PM   #22
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The liver is evil and must be punished!

In dog beers, I've only had one.

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Old 08-09-2012, 10:19 PM   #23
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Rehab is for quitters.

I have a drinking problem, 2 beers and only one mouth.

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Old 08-09-2012, 10:26 PM   #24
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"The Liver Has Been Bad.......

It Must Be Punished!" - Unknown

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Old 08-09-2012, 10:48 PM   #25
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"I like beer. On occasion, I will even drink beer to celebrate a major event such as the fall of communism or the fact that the refrigerator is still working." ~Dave Barry

"The easiest way to spot a wanker in a pub is to look around and find who's drinking a Corona with a slice of lemon in the neck." ~Warwick Franks

"There is nothing for a case of nerves like a case of beer." ~Joan Goldstein

"I drink to make other people interesting." ~George Jean Nathan

"I will make it a felony to drink small beer" ~William Shakespeare

"I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me." ~Winston Churchill

"We old folks have to find our cushions and pillows in our tankards. Strong beer is the milk of the old." ~Martin Luther

"People who don't drink are afraid of revealing themselves." ~Humphrey Bogart

"I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it." ~Rodney Dangerfield (Not beer, but still funny)

"Water? Never touch the stuff! Fish **** in it." ~W.C Fields

"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy." ~Frank Sinatra

"The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid." ~ Richard Braunstein
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Old 08-09-2012, 10:57 PM   #26
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Originally Posted by Braufessor
Here are a couple that might fit:

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
- Earnest Hemingway, For Whom the Bell Tolls

Good men drink good beer
-Hunter S. Thompson
Hunter quotes are good.

My addition: I like my women like I like my beer: Golden and bitter.
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Old 08-09-2012, 11:11 PM   #27
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Where there is beer there is hope!

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Old 08-09-2012, 11:15 PM   #28
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Keep em,Coming I've got a long drive..Bill Murray
I use this line,When i notice the bar-dude about to cut me off..

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Old 08-10-2012, 01:22 AM   #29
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You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning

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Old 08-10-2012, 03:18 AM   #30
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Here's an LP title I laways like from Lenard Skinard-"The smoker I drink,the player I get". I used that one a lot when I was young. Even in the plant when I messed up as a foreperson.
Joe Walsh, who sang Life's Been Good to me So Far ("My Maserati does 185") actually had an album with that title: The Smoker You Drink, The Player You Are
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